Consisting of 75 words, each story follows the misadventures of the narrator and his houseplant(s) as they bully him from one situation to the next.

In this story, we get to witness how far George the aspidistra will go to get what he wants. Stay tuned for more developments, the action becomes exponential!

Thanks to Dante Carouso for loaning his body to this week's animation! Be sure to check him out as he releases wonderful music and animations of his own! https://www.youtube.com/user/chickenu...

--Contains vulgar language, be warned--